wine cliches: the favourite and hated

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David wrote:What gets on my goat are descriptions of flavours in wine that i am sure no-one has ever tasted. Coal tar comes to mind. '

Could it be that wine writers who use these types of descriptions use them to place themselves far above the ordinary people to whom wine tastes like wine? I can see theses flavours therefore i'm an expert.


I remember when I did my exam, I sat next to this callow youth with spiky hair and an ego to match. Some of the phrases he used to describe the wines were hilarious, and I often wondered what he was smelling that I wasn't. Glue, probably.

I'm sure that Coal tar appeared for a number of wines...
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Rawshack wrote:
David wrote:What gets on my goat are descriptions of flavours in wine that i am sure no-one has ever tasted. Coal tar comes to mind. '

Could it be that wine writers who use these types of descriptions use them to place themselves far above the ordinary people to whom wine tastes like wine? I can see theses flavours therefore i'm an expert.


I remember when I did my exam, I sat next to this callow youth with spiky hair and an ego to match. Some of the phrases he used to describe the wines were hilarious, and I often wondered what he was smelling that I wasn't. Glue, probably.

I'm sure that Coal tar appeared for a number of wines...


Coal tar certainly has a distinctive smell. Haven't tasted it however.

Pine tar has a different more resinous smell :)

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I once read a tasting note that included aromas of slate, flint, gravel and stone in the same wine. Maybe a geologist with an acute sense of smell?!

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steady wrote:I once read a tasting note that included aromas of slate, flint, gravel and stone in the same wine. Maybe a geologist with an acute sense of smell?!


Or a pretentious pr*ck? ;)

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steady wrote:I once read a tasting note that included aromas of slate, flint, gravel and stone in the same wine. Maybe a geologist with an acute sense of smell?!


What does rock smell like? Maybe rock. Or no smell.

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David wrote:
steady wrote:I once read a tasting note that included aromas of slate, flint, gravel and stone in the same wine. Maybe a geologist with an acute sense of smell?!


What does rock smell like? Maybe rock. Or no smell.


David, you are clearly not a super-smeller.

I can tell you that you do not need to be a super-smeller to detect dog smells (as a runner dealing with incautious steps during a run).

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David
What gets on my goat are descriptions of flavours in wine that i am sure no-one has ever tasted. Coal tar comes to mind. '

Could it be that wine writers who use these types of descriptions use them to place themselves far above the ordinary people to whom wine tastes like wine? I can see theses flavours therefore i'm an expert.


I actually think there is something to the descriptor Coal, but there you go. As for tar, as an ex-smoker in my younger, but probably just as stupid days, always related it to excessive smokes myself :)

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I get pretty annoyed when people say "I'm having chamapgne or champers" when they are really having passion pop.

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redstuff wrote:I get pretty annoyed when people say "I'm having chamapgne or champers" when they are really having passion pop.


Champers is a terrible term full stop.
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redstuff wrote:I get pretty annoyed when people say "I'm having chamapgne or champers" when they are really having passion pop.


Champers is a terrible term full stop.


People that say it happen to be drinking bubbly but it is the white powder they insufflate that causes them to champ :D

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