Best wine seller hyperbole / prattle...

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Maybe Christmas bring out the worst in people?
Just got this from a UK merchant

“Intensely, enticingly aromatic! Juicy Tahitian lime, pink grapefruit and succulent Charentais melon on the palate. Finishes impeccably cleanly, with the freshness and minerality of cold stream pebbles... Organic, vegan, vegetarian & gluten free.”

I would love to know the guy who can pick “Charentais” melon blind. Btw the wine is Dog Point savvy B.