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The glutten that I am, I have finally decided to crack a bottle that really does not fit in my Vintec. Anyone else sharing with me? Hell no! This ones all mine. I know, who could drink a magnum at this time all to one self? Some people are physically fit, some people are piss fit!

Removing the foil, I found a touch of leakage through the cork but nothing to worry about. Popping the cork was a task in itself. Violet crumble all over the place. After some time removing the floaties I was ready to through it into the glass.

The colour is magnificent, golden urine ( just like the first pee after a hard night on the booze ) with a consistency of caramel as it clung to the side of the glass.

A massive bouquet of kerosene, honey suckle and lavendar wafts out of the glass, leaving me no doubt that this little number is not corked.

Getting it in to my gob, flavours of honey, limes and butterscotch dance around as the natural acid breaks through the backbone of the wine. Truly delightful. This wine still has at least another 10 years on it ( in magnum size ).

Thank God that I still have another bottle lying around.

Any how, going to get myself quietly intoxicated on another filthy bottle of booze.

Cheers, Wine Bloke.

Piss fit..........good call. Makes me fell like a little exercise

May I say that "spell fit" is also a worthwhile pursuit? ... but this could just be the pedant in me.

glutten = glutton
one self = possessive absence
lavendar = perhaps a masculine of 'der'?

pstarr wrote:May I say that "spell fit" is also a worthwhile pursuit? ... but this could just be the pedant in me.

glutten = glutton
one self = possessive absence
lavendar = perhaps a masculine of 'der'?

A thousand apologies, however it was written very early in the morning after a massive day in tht trenches. Just wanted to get the notes down, before a complete lack of co-ordination took place.

By the way, I got through three quarters of the bottle and still couldn't spell rite.

Cheers, Wine Bloke