Elvis is in the building
Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:37 pm
A welcome to new member Elvis, recently addicted wine groupie and member of the obscure sub culture known as caddies.
A professional caddy,no less! The way you immediately recognise a person as a caddy is by the fact that none of them have real names. You are not a real caddy ( Steve Williams notwithstanding) unless you have a moniker. One of my old caddies I only knew as "Lumpy"; then there was Ant Man, Shags, Sponge, Disco, Tortoise, Oracle and my favourite on the European Tour, "Man in a Pub". The list goes on. They may be great at giving out nicknames to their peers,but even more creative when it comes to players.
One player became known as "Bombscare".
Why?
Because every time he entered a room he cleared it.
Welcome, Elvis. No "mystery's" in here!!
Cheers
A professional caddy,no less! The way you immediately recognise a person as a caddy is by the fact that none of them have real names. You are not a real caddy ( Steve Williams notwithstanding) unless you have a moniker. One of my old caddies I only knew as "Lumpy"; then there was Ant Man, Shags, Sponge, Disco, Tortoise, Oracle and my favourite on the European Tour, "Man in a Pub". The list goes on. They may be great at giving out nicknames to their peers,but even more creative when it comes to players.
One player became known as "Bombscare".
Why?
Because every time he entered a room he cleared it.
Welcome, Elvis. No "mystery's" in here!!
Cheers