<b>> I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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> If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are
>the others here for?
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> Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
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> "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
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> One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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> A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train
>stops.
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> My desk, is a work station.... what more can I say..........
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> Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you
>hear them speak.
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> How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
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> Save water. Shower with your friend.
> Love thy neighbour. But don't get caught.
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> Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
> And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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> Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in
>life.
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> The wise never marry; and when they marry they become otherwise.
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> Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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> Never put off till tomorrow, what you can put off today.
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> Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop
> Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause
>children
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> There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
>morning
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> "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !
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> "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !
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> God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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> When two's company, three's the result !
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> A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without
>restricting the view
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> The more you learn, the more you know,
> The more you know, the more you forget
> The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.
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> If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
> if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity</b>